No chickenhead boobin' with Den of Size for now . . . we're retooling. Go to the show mentioned below anyway, and especially get lost in the soothing sounds of the Sisterhood.

Dear adoring fan of Den of Size----

Hi de ho! Um, if you're reading this, you're either a figment of our collective hallucination or have WAYYYYY too much time at work on your hands. Either way, just to let you know, we and the Sisterhood of Convulted Thinkers and a band called A Study in Her will be performing musical high-jinx and other entertainments at the Northsix (66 North 6th Street Brooklyn, NY 11211), on Jan. 6th. Prices will be set very very low, but do not let that deter you from expending massive amounts of energy on buttshaking, booty-hooping, and bobbin' with your chickenheads.

Love,
the Den.

Den of Size World Prémiére---Friday, July 11th, >Meow Mix (Houston and Suffolk, NYC), 10:00 pm. We be freakin. Hope you dig it. There'll be some surprises.

But if you're here at our website, you probably knew that already. Clever monkey! Thanks for stopping by!

We don't often like to expose our ugly mugs to the harsh lite of on-lineessness, but it's for a good cause - the crafty and nuanced photographer Liz Schnore is having a show. Come drink and look!

Hey y'all. If you are having troubles playing Flighty, it's probably because it's an 80-minute CD rather than the traditional 74-minute CD. Ooops! At least it's blue, that's dope, right? Anyhoo, if you'd like a 74-minute copy, just let us know - or, try sticking the blue copy into your computer. Bound to work there.

Der! Blinka oost ikto shune. Flongly, shie-shie pitti oost. Der dinka blog der dinka "Flighty," mais esto flur-flur fline. Bringly, der da uber-snoew pero flease. Spleelay sha fing sha asafatoeida, perder ure flach. Amporto "whose cops? our cops!", flad gushe NashUneyetey, ikto flong sha fong. Dershy! Clanch spleel fing, sha pitti stap; dinky inkto, dunky ankto, danly sha-sha monble. Der de dinkdoo.

Intly tend pease, main.
Peace now, yo.

Happy Valentine's Day boys n girls. I need to be heavily sedated, but that's Jazz Jaguar's own drama, not yours. But hey, big peace march on Saturday, my birthday on Sunday, holiday on Monday. I'm feeling good vibes for the weekend. We just started sending FLIGHTY out to a bunch of radio stations and a handful of magazines and websites. In the next round we'll swarm the labels. Psychedelica level = RED! If you know any good mags, sites, carbon based life forms who should have a copy of FLIGHTY, contact us through this very site. Much love, jazzjag